I can’t believe you just did that.
I can’t believe I just sat here and watched you just do that.
What the hell?! Why did you just do that?
You just drank from a shoe. You just drank half an Amstel from a shoe. A shoe you have been wearing to work for the past month. You have just spent 6 hours serving beers and now you’ve removed your shoe and have just drank half a pint from it. A sweaty, worked-in, barman, old Van. I wouldn’t doubt you’ve worn those for a good 12 hours today.
Have you worked all day?
You have! And now you’ve just drank your beer from the shoe you have been working in. You finished work, poured a beer, poured it into your shoe and drank it.
Why would you do that to yourself? Why would you ruin your beer? You may as well have licked a sweaty foot. Are you wearing socks? Do you usually wear socks with those shoes? I think I might be sick. What has just happened?! Beer… From a shoe!
“It’s a shoey” you’re telling me? A shoey. Shoey. No-ey.
Why am I friends with people that drink beers from shoes? Why?