Oh god. I need to tell you something.
I had sex-
It was awful. He was gifted, but he just didn’t know what to do with it…
We finished- or he did- and he was like “mm that was so good!” And I was just like “… Yeahhhhh…”
He’s 25, and he must have had other women, but he just didn’t know how to work himself, never mind me. It was a long time coming, the sex, not him, God definitely not him, but it just wasn’t good. I think he thinks I loved it, but I’m hoping he doesn’t want to do it again because I can’t be arsed spending the next few months teaching him how a woman’s body works. Dyu know what I mean?! I don’t think I’m being a bitch, I mean it was never serious.
He’s probably telling his mates how good it was, but it just wasn’t. Size is definitely not everything…