FIRST DUOLOGUE OF THE COLLECTION! This can be split into a monologue, just choose either homeowners or mums!
BOTH: All my friends are-
1: -mums. 2:- homeowners
1: Mums! I’m not ready to be a mum.
2: They own their own homes. Own them.
BOTH: I’m an actor.
1. I mean my mum knows everything.
2: They have bought a house.
1. Confused? Call mum.
2: They have an actual mortgage.
1. Sad? Call mum.
2. They put down a serious deposit.
1. Stressed? Call mum.
2: As in they saved a lot of money and put down a deposit.
1. Sick? Call mum.
2: I’m still waiting for the deposit back on my last, small, mold-ridden London flat.
1. I am so not ready to be giving that kind of mum advice. I can make a mean roast potato and my resting job is keeping kids entertained but seriously…
2: Ok, so they live in small towns up north and I live in London but I can barely afford my rent and have no idea when or where my next job will be. (Beat) HOMEOWNERS!
BOTH: I am so not ready for that.